Another round of potions on me
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Nerd Girl Confession:
Fiction helped me to see magic in the mundane.
My average backyard became a place to search for buried treasure or where I collected the ingredients for my potions.
Checking the mail became excitedly looking for a letter from Hogwarts.
Every armoire could lead to Narnia.
Seeing who was knocking on my door became hoping for a grey Wizard to take me on an adventure.
While swimming I became a mermaid or waited for my pet dolphin to show up.
While waiting for dinner to be served I ate never never food.
Looking up at the sky I could see where a super hero may have passed me by.
In a new house I would explore every inch looking for clues of some mystery or a treasure map in old books and magazines.
Walking through a forest I would hope to find some great treasure or a dragon egg.
When meeting a new person I would wonder if this was the turning point in my story. The one where the adventure revealed itself to me.
Thanks to fiction my entire life has been magical all because I constantly look for the magic in every day things.
Nothing has ever more accurately described my life
being a witch
what people expect: potions and pentagrams everywhere, probably a raven as a pet, blood rituals and animal sacrifices, lots of evil laughter, worshiping the dEVIL
reality: i found this rock and i thought it was nice so now i keep it under my pillow, also i can’t remember if i blew out that candle and i’m worried i’m gonna burn my house down
snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children.
He could have become rich and famous and been one of the most well regarded wizards of his age with his knowledge of spells and potions
But instead he decided “The girl i hurled racial slurs at put me in the Friend Zone so I’m gonna go become a Magic Nazi and then spend the remainder of my adult years emotionally abusing twelve year olds”
He could have become everything a Slytherin should have been instead of the epitome of what everyone else thinks they are.
Witchy Writing Prompts
Because it’s almost Halloween!
- A witch that brews all her potions in a gutted pumpkin
- A witch that talks to her plants because a human told her it helps the plants grow faster and stronger. The plants talk back!
- A witch that speaks to her animal friends, because a human told them that animals are really good listeners. The animals talk back!
- A witch that has a rather large collection of crystals, each one having a cute name she gave them herself
- A witch child who finds one of her mother’s old hand-me-down hats. It’s much too big for her head, but she’s determined to wear it anyway
- A young witch receiving their first broom and training wand!
- A witch that has sparks fly out of her ears or some other weird magic happen every time she sees her crush
- A witch who has horrible posture because of all the heavy spell books she has to carry around in her schoolbag
- An older witch who is constantly fascinated when being taught about the Internet. She views it as some kind of magic
- A witch who becomes a doctor because she’s fascinated by human medicine and how they cure people without magic
- A witch that reads Harry Potter and constantly makes jokes about how humans write about witches and wizards. “What the hell is Qudditch?”
- A witch that loves pastel colors and is annoyed by how much humans are surprised by this
- A witch that reanimates the corpse of her dead mother, only to discover she has created a ghastly zombie
- A witch that specalizes in providing curses to humans, chuckling at the rather pety reasons humans seek revenge
brown and pink non-canon fire emblem witch who liked potions aesthetic, for anon!
hope you like it! -sparrow
My gf has now decided that any time we can't sleep at night it's because we are bearwatching
She has a point
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